Sometimes, I drag myself up out of my Deep Pit of Things to Do, look around me, and marvel that — oh God! — it’s not June anymore. I know they say that time flies when you’re having fun, but sometimes I wish I could rip the wings right off Father Time’s back, throw him […]

Cleaning the house is not my forte. There’s just something I loathe about sticking my hands in freezing water to scrape food off of dirty dishes, inhaling bleach fumes as I clean a shower, and breaking my back as I push a vacuum around the house. There’s not enough personal gratification in those tasks to […]